Best Bro code
As your best friend and Best Bro, I promise:
To quickly change the subject if the conversation is too emotional and there is a chance you might tear up.
To always take your side when you are taking about your ex.
To always agree with, and some times enhance or embellish your stories when being retold in front of your wife, girlfriend, first date, or other bros.
To keep the rule that if we hug after a conversation…THAT WAS A MONUMENTALLY IMPORTANT CONVERSATION.
To always tell you what you need to hear, and not what you want to hear weaken asked advice on important decisions in your life.